Noisy Thinking

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She’s a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He’s involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You’re in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman is early.
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It’s another man.
Ugly: He’s your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

Why mom is getting a flatter tummy and a ‘prettier’ nose!!!

Plastic surgery has become a very wide demanded issue all around the world, especially with mothers who have many children and not satisfied with the way they look anymore. For that, many of them are now enhancing their appearance and it is starting to cause a traumatic effect on young children.

So many kids have been feeling that their mommy is being replaced with another beautifully shaped mother. So how can we explain this phenomenon to the 4 years old child about what happened to his mother’s nose or his mother’s belly?.

Therefore,  a plastic surgeon has written a book explaining for children the procedure that their mothers go through and the changes they will be facing afterward. And the book is called “my beautiful mommy”.

The book just goes toward trying to make the process as understandable as possible for the kids, so they can feel included and don’t have to make things up in their minds on what’s going on.

“My nose may look a little different after the operation. Just different. Prettier,” the book says.

I personally don’t know if this book will help in a way or another but i have seen many people with a noise job. They pretty look like they were beaten up, and they were. With a blue bandaged noise, i don’t think that a little child will be able to understand what happened with his/her mommy without having a negative effect about it.

So any one is interested here is the book:

So lets ask ourselves WHAT’S NEXT??

Q: Why were males created before females?
A: Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

S:There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that thing?

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What differs Lebanese friends from Normal friends:

Normal FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
LEBANESE FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

Normal FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
LEBANESE FRIENDS: Call your parents Khalto and Amo.

Normal FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
LEBANESE FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn…we fucked up…

but that shit was fun!".

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You Know You’re Addicted to Internet When…

• You kiss you girlfriend’s home page.
• Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
• Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.
• You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google.
• You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
• You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.
• You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap…. and your kid in the overhead compartment.
• Your dreams are in HTML. Read more…

Buy Two and get one Free… Promotions attracting people to buy more products, a kind of marketing and sales procedure.

Some businesses choose to advertise their products by offering promotions. It is a part of Marketing Mix ( the combination of : Product, price, place, promotion ), so it is an important issue for the business because it is constituted of 2 subcategories: Read more…

Children are all around us, we have been one for sure. But as we notice with everything evolving, the new generation has become smarter, more spongy to all subjects and reacting to stuff that they should not know even about.

For that, raising a child has become more difficult to handle, but when avoiding adult issues and keeping our children surrounded with innocent and violent free environment. If we can keep them away from hearing bad words, being in offensive situations and protecting them from harmful people.

Firstly, we have to change ourselves and our habits that our children get affected by them. Every mother and every father are examples for their children. So watch out of what you say and what you do because your children are watching and imitating you.

SO BE AN IDEAL AND ACT WELL TO AVOID THEM THE HARM WE ARE GOING TO SEE IN THAT VIDEO:

With every new thing that starts over the Internet, it starts with “Hello World”, i find it somehow unreal because not all the “WORLD” will read my blog, so i will be addressing to my readers.

HELLO READERS!!

Mission statement:

This blog is going to be about self improvement, and human behaviors. Interesting stuff that are related to what it triggers people , i could be offering advices in our life through my humble experience and for sure researches.

Sometimes subjects would be raised such as how to spice up your life as a human behavior, how to releive stress and what to do and what not to do.

So keep an eye on my blog and new interesting stuff will be posted.

Hope dear readers you will enjoy my blog and you will be visiting it more often.

Enjoy !!