Noisy Thinking

 

How to Make a Man Happy

1. Show up naked.

2. Bring food.

3. Hand over the remote.

How to Make a Woman Happy

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend.

2. a companion.

3. a lover.

4. a brother.

5. a father.

6. a master.

7. a chef.

8. an electrician.

9. a carpenter.

10. a plumber.

11. a mechanic.

12. a decorator.

13. a stylist.

14. a sexologist.

15. a gynecologist.

16. a psychologist.

17. a pest exterminator.

18. a psychiatrist.

19. a healer.

20. a good listener.

21. an organizer.

22. a good father.

23. very clean.

24. sympathetic.

25. athletic.

26. warm.

27. attentive.

28. gallant.

29. intelligent.

30. funny.

31. creative.

32. tender.

33. strong.

34. understanding.

35. tolerant.

36. prudent.

37. ambitious.

38. capable.

39. courageous.

40. determined.

41. true.

42. dependable.

43. passionate.

44. compassionate.

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly.

46. love shopping.

47. be honest.

48. be very rich.

49. not stress her out.

50. not look at other girls.

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she

goes.

 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

birthdays.

anniversaries.

arrangements she makes.