Noisy Thinking

Q: Why were males created before females?
A: Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

S:There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that thing?

Q: Boss: (to employee) – Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
A:Employee: Who’s there?
A:Boss: Not you anymore.

Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
A: Magnets have a positive side!

Q: What do you call a blond hiding in a closet?
A: The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

Q: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
A: You don’t, you’ve told her twice already!

Q:What’s the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
A:One screwed the miners, the other screwed Majors

Q: What happens when a blond gets Alzheimer disease?

A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: What are 3 words you never wanna hear while making love?
A:Honey, I’m home!

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR ANY JOKE THAT FELT OFFENSIVE TO ANYONE.